notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via cocad12)

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

(via fake-mermaid)

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via fake-mermaid)

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

(via fake-mermaid)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via fake-mermaid)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(Source: sexvalent, via fake-mermaid)

awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

(via plunged)