reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

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officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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rediced:

People that don’t like birth control or condoms but still complain about abortion

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cyberlocc:

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

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not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

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